HELLO ALL! I'm a college student in America. I have absolute pitch, and play multiple instruments. I am OBSESSED, I mean, really interested in Star Trek right now TOS and AOS and mega-ship Space Husbands. I draw and occasionally write for them. Enjoy the chaos that is my blog and don't be afraid to say hello!
FUCK I had a 83.6 in psychology of music and that’s a CB.
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
[sleeps for 270 years to become Khan and takeover the Enterprise]
"ok loki now you take the boat and steer us to a secret door between worlds like u promised"
who in their fuckin right mind lets loki drive anything look at that face this is the face of someone who would drive the boat into a pillar for fun
does he like loud sex? bring a 700 pound guitar amplifier into the bed and play progressive noise rock the entire time you frick
I think you mean “the entire time you fuck”
we don’t swear on this blog you dumb piece of shit
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
*death metal screams* FIRST DAY OF WINTER BREAK
*punches hole through wall* NO SCHOOL FOR THREE WEEKS
*backflips through a window* NO HOMEWORK
*dances around in shattered glass* I CAN GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
DESTIEL = LET’S DIE
MERTHUR - HURT ME